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Funny Conversation of William Knott and Mr Watt
I have read this funny conversation and I would like to share it with you.....
keep your mind wide open when you read it......... Maybe some people have read it before..... Conversation of William Knott and Mr Watt Knott: Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone. Watt: "Watt." Knot: "What is your name, please?" Watt: "Watt's my name." Knot: "That's what I asked you. What's your name?" Watt: "That's what I told you. Watt's my name." A long pause, and then from Watt, Watt: "Is this James Brown?" Knott: "No, this is Knott." Watt: "Please tell me your name." Knott: "Will Knott." You Left the talkers at a point where they were totally confused, read the rest of what happened... Watt: Why not? Knott: Huh? What do you mean why not? Watt: Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name? Knott: But I told you my name! Watt: Didn't you say you will not? Knott: not, knott, Will Knott! Watt: That's what I mean. Knott: So you know my name. Watt: Of course not! Knott: Good. So now, what is yours? Watt: Watt. Yours? Knott:Your name! Watt: Watt's my name. Knott: How the hell do I know? I am asking you! Watt: Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours yet. Knott: You have been patient, what about me? I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet. Watt: Of course not! Knott: See, you even know my name! Watt: Of course not! Knott: Then why do you keep saying of course Knott? Watt: Because I don't. [Pause] Knott: What is your name? Watt: See, you know my name! Knott: Of course not! Watt: Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name? Knott: To find out your name! Watt: But you already know it! Knott: What? Watt: See, and you know mine! Knott: Of course not! Watt: Exactly! Now they are at a point where both think the other knows their name, but they themselves dont know the other's name... Knott: Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be your answer? Watt: Watt's my name. Knott: No, no, give me only one word. Watt: Watt Knott: Your name! Watt: Right! [pause before it hits him] Knott: Oh, Wright! Watt: Yeah! Knott: So why didn't you say it before? Watt: I told you so many times! Knott: You never said Wright before Watt: Of course I did. Knott: Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name? Watt: I do not. Knott: Well, there you go, now we know each other's name. Watt: I do not! Knott: Good! [pause before it hits him] Watt: Oh, Guud! Knott: Good. Watt: No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch? Knott: No, it's Knott! Watt: Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud. Knott: Yes Wright. Now they both think they know each others name as well.. Watt do you think ?? Do they or do they Knott hehehe |
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Wright and Guud , I think they're Knott bad, Watt about u?
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nice one
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Wow...
that's really worth it …! thanks 4 sharing …
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Thanks all for posting.......
If there is a second conversation between them , i wish to know it.... I think we can make up a second conversation..... for example, Watt: Hi again Guud Knott: oh hi Wright Pasue???? What do you think will happen next.??!!!...hehehehe |
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that was knott funny..
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thanx my sis it is so much iteresting
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it's jst confusing ... but thanx for sharing anyway
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh My God, Oh My God! This is funny as hell. I've totally got it!!!
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i have got confused of reading this very long conversation. i need to reread it many times to get the plot>
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