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Diglossia 04/08/2007 11:48 AM

Pray For Rain ( A joke)
 
One summer, a drought threatened the crop in a small town.?
On a hot and dry Sunday, the village parson told his?
congregation, "There isn't anything that will save us except to?
pray for rain. Go home, pray, believe, and come back next?
Sunday ready to thank God for sending rain."

The people did as they were told and returned to church the
following Sunday. But as soon as the parson saw them, he?
was furious.

"We can't worship today. You do not yet believe," he said.

"But," they protested, "we prayed, and we do believe."

"Believe?" he responded. "Then where are your umbrellas?"

:كاشخ::كاشخ::كاشخ::كاشخ:

أبو الرحيل 04/08/2007 02:14 PM

Nice...!!

I enjoyed reading it....!!

Peace...!!

huduk 04/08/2007 02:51 PM

hehehe.. amazingly smart and funny!!

Thanks for sharing.

Diglossia 04/08/2007 10:57 PM

welcome guys :كاشخ::كاشخ:

زمرد 04/08/2007 11:07 PM

Nice jock huh...

good for you and funny for us...

thanxxxx:):):)

إبن الحائمة 04/08/2007 11:53 PM

thanks alot for sharing

nice jokes

باتونيان 04/08/2007 11:56 PM

:كاشخ::كاشخ:

m!ss-p!nk 05/08/2007 12:42 AM

:ضحك:
he is right ..why didn't they bring umbrellas ?!!:كاشخ:

Diglossia 05/08/2007 09:42 AM

اقتباس:

أرسل أصلا بواسطة m!ss-p!nk (المشاركة 1583113)
:ضحك:
he is right ..why didn't they bring umbrellas ?!!:كاشخ:

U tell us whyyyyyyyy?:كاشخ::كاشخ::كاشخ:

تلك السماء 05/08/2007 12:21 PM

اقتباس:

أرسل أصلا بواسطة sweetbird (المشاركة 1577154)
One summer, a drought threatened the crop in a small town.?
On a hot and dry Sunday, the village parson told his?
congregation, "There isn't anything that will save us except to?
pray for rain. Go home, pray, believe, and come back next?
Sunday ready to thank God for sending rain."

The people did as they were told and returned to church the
following Sunday. But as soon as the parson saw them, he?
was furious.

"We can't worship today. You do not yet believe," he said.

"But," they protested, "we prayed, and we do believe."

"Believe?" he responded. "Then where are your umbrellas?"

:كاشخ::كاشخ::كاشخ::كاشخ:


he is a man of faith.....

belief is deeds not words......

I loved it....

thanks indeed....:)

flickering shadows 05/08/2007 01:32 PM

i like it!!!!!!!!!!
thanks sweetbird!

m!ss-p!nk 06/08/2007 05:33 PM

اقتباس:

أرسل أصلا بواسطة sweetbird (المشاركة 1584850)
U tell us whyyyyyyyy?:كاشخ::كاشخ::كاشخ:

coz ..they want to feel the rain on thier skin!!!:كاشخ:

Diglossia 06/08/2007 05:44 PM

اقتباس:

أرسل أصلا بواسطة m!ss-p!nk (المشاركة 1596304)
coz ..they want to feel the rain on thier skin!!!:كاشخ:

that's if they have any skin:كاشخ::كاشخ:

m!ss-p!nk 06/08/2007 06:03 PM

اقتباس:

أرسل أصلا بواسطة sweetbird (المشاركة 1596373)
that's if they have any skin:كاشخ::كاشخ:

well... this is anther story:كاشخ:
..... what kind of creatures r they?!!!!:كاشخ:

Diglossia 06/08/2007 06:17 PM

اقتباس:

أرسل أصلا بواسطة m!ss-p!nk (المشاركة 1596417)
well... this is anther story:كاشخ:
..... what kind of creatures r they?!!!!:كاشخ:

Maybe crustaceans:كاشخ::كاشخ:

m!ss-p!nk 08/08/2007 12:24 AM

اقتباس:

أرسل أصلا بواسطة sweetbird (المشاركة 1596484)
Maybe crustaceans:كاشخ::كاشخ:

:ضحك:

ahaa I see !!.. what type of crustaceans r they?!.....crabs?!!:متفكر:

I think scurfy creatures live in water already !
so I don’t think they need rain anyway LOOL!!:كاشخ:

Diglossia 09/08/2007 12:19 AM

اقتباس:

أرسل أصلا بواسطة m!ss-p!nk (المشاركة 1606961)
:ضحك:

ahaa I see !!.. what type of crustaceans r they?!.....crabs?!!:متفكر:

I think scurfy creatures live in water already !
so I don’t think they need rain anyway LOOL!!:كاشخ:

u should call ur self Miss.Smart:كاشخ::كاشخ:

Caribbean Dream 09/08/2007 12:32 AM

Is that what you call a joke??

m!ss-p!nk 09/08/2007 03:39 AM

اقتباس:

أرسل أصلا بواسطة sweetbird (المشاركة 1615103)
u should call ur self Miss.Smart:كاشخ::كاشخ:

u start mocking:كاشخ:

Well no need I’m modest I prefer miss- pink it sounds more girlish !! :مستحي:

Diglossia 09/08/2007 01:40 PM

اقتباس:

أرسل أصلا بواسطة Caribbean Dream (المشاركة 1615212)
Is that what you call a joke??

I call it so!;)
You can call it whatever you wish:كاشخ::كاشخ:

Diglossia 09/08/2007 01:41 PM

اقتباس:

أرسل أصلا بواسطة m!ss-p!nk (المشاركة 1616181)
u start mocking:كاشخ:

Well no need I’m modest I prefer miss- pink it sounds more girlish !! :مستحي:

No place for mocking here...i meant it:كاشخ:

Caribbean Dream 09/08/2007 03:10 PM

اقتباس:

أرسل أصلا بواسطة sweetbird (المشاركة 1618212)
I call it so!;)
You can call it whatever you wish:كاشخ::كاشخ:

It is strictly for the birds:كاشخ:

ظل ظلي 09/08/2007 04:30 PM

cooool one

thanx dear

Diglossia 09/08/2007 07:03 PM

اقتباس:

أرسل أصلا بواسطة ظل ظلي (المشاركة 1619220)
cooool one

thanx dear

Welcome little darling:كاشخ:

alhadhrami 26/08/2007 12:49 AM

thanks

Diglossia 26/08/2007 06:13 PM

اقتباس:

أرسل أصلا بواسطة alhadhrami (المشاركة 1740095)
thanks

U have brought my thread from
under the decaying ruins...:كاشخ::كاشخ:
Welcome:مستحي:

Mr ToOpAz 29/08/2007 01:08 AM

HaHaHa:)

I like it...


Thanx

normalman 29/08/2007 10:11 AM

huhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

last part is very funny.

thanx

بحر الغموض 29/08/2007 02:50 PM

good
waiting to read more


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