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Loyal Wife
bro and sis
come with new joke i hope u 'll like it i don't know if it real , the girls 'll do it or not There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box here she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm an honest loyal wife, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?" her friend said "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check.. If he can cash it, he can spend it." wow really loyal wife
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قال صلى الله عليه وسلم "أنا وكافل اليتيم في الجنة كهاتين" وأشار للسبابة والوسطى جربتها يا دمعتي اليتيمة دعاء |
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She betrayed him , they don't accept cheques there only cash
what a disobedient wife , if I were here i wouldn't do what she had done |
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Because she thought about her future if u r there what u will do
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قال صلى الله عليه وسلم "أنا وكافل اليتيم في الجنة كهاتين" وأشار للسبابة والوسطى جربتها يا دمعتي اليتيمة دعاء |
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at least some cash should be with him |
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Sorry
I forgot the important point in your thread is to laugh looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo l :ض� �ك: |
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اقتباس:
You are smarter than that woman ur husban should take care
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قال صلى الله عليه وسلم "أنا وكافل اليتيم في الجنة كهاتين" وأشار للسبابة والوسطى جربتها يا دمعتي اليتيمة دعاء |
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اقتباس:
i'm so happy u liked it
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قال صلى الله عليه وسلم "أنا وكافل اليتيم في الجنة كهاتين" وأشار للسبابة والوسطى جربتها يا دمعتي اليتيمة دعاء |
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He doesnt know what sabla is So I take my time in writing here
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I laughed seven times here, three times were mute
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if i have meet somewhere
i have to tell him what his wife think to spend all the money before die
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قال صلى الله عليه وسلم "أنا وكافل اليتيم في الجنة كهاتين" وأشار للسبابة والوسطى جربتها يا دمعتي اليتيمة دعاء |
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7 times
3 mute others how it was
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قال صلى الله عليه وسلم "أنا وكافل اليتيم في الجنة كهاتين" وأشار للسبابة والوسطى جربتها يا دمعتي اليتيمة دعاء |
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nice 1 thnx for sharing
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Lord I give you my heart I give you my soul I live for you alone Every breath that I take ,Every moment I'm awake Lord Have your way in me God is AMAZING http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doiiH...eature=related |
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really nice, and you got to admit that she act really smart. if he can spend cash he will be able to spend the check too for sure
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قال صلى الله عليه وسلم "أنا وكافل اليتيم في الجنة كهاتين" وأشار للسبابة والوسطى جربتها يا دمعتي اليتيمة دعاء |
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اقتباس:
she must do what promise it and in same time she does not want to lose the money i don't know our ladies same like that lady
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قال صلى الله عليه وسلم "أنا وكافل اليتيم في الجنة كهاتين" وأشار للسبابة والوسطى جربتها يا دمعتي اليتيمة دعاء |
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I have to read it again to understand what that’s mean….
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(( لاَ إلهَ إلاَ أنتَ سُبحَانكَ إنيٍ كُنتُ مِن الظَالمين )) وَلِلـــــــــــه فِي خِلـــــــــــقِه شـــــــــؤُوَن وَأَنــــــــا شَأْن مِن شـــــؤُوَن آَلْلــــــــــــــه وَهَذِه هِي أَنــــــــــا "" سنووايت / بيــ الثلج ــاض "" ( والآخِرةُ خَيرٌ وأبقى"17"إنَ هذا لَفي الصُحُفِ الأولىَ"18" "خِتَامُه مِسْك وَفِي ذَلِك فَلْيَتَنَافَس الْمُتَنَافِسُون(27)"
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Smart and kind of faithful "at least she thought of smth"
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she is smart though.. and loyal coz she kept her promise
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I am searching for such loyal wife
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اقتباس:
for myself this is the right way to do with that money |
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اقتباس:
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. . . . شنخول الجنة
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realy
still not understand oooooooh come in
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قال صلى الله عليه وسلم "أنا وكافل اليتيم في الجنة كهاتين" وأشار للسبابة والوسطى جربتها يا دمعتي اليتيمة دعاء |
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yaaaaah
should all ladies be like her
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قال صلى الله عليه وسلم "أنا وكافل اليتيم في الجنة كهاتين" وأشار للسبابة والوسطى جربتها يا دمعتي اليتيمة دعاء |
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yaay
she thought in smart way without cheats her husband thanx bro ABu_Alhanoaf for passing
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قال صلى الله عليه وسلم "أنا وكافل اليتيم في الجنة كهاتين" وأشار للسبابة والوسطى جربتها يا دمعتي اليتيمة دعاء |
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u 'll get alot
but don't save much money and ask her when u 'll die she must bury it in ur grave
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قال صلى الله عليه وسلم "أنا وكافل اليتيم في الجنة كهاتين" وأشار للسبابة والوسطى جربتها يا دمعتي اليتيمة دعاء |
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اقتباس:
but the difference she did it without cheat her husband she did what he promised him so, she is loyal wife
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قال صلى الله عليه وسلم "أنا وكافل اليتيم في الجنة كهاتين" وأشار للسبابة والوسطى جربتها يا دمعتي اليتيمة دعاء |
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قال صلى الله عليه وسلم "أنا وكافل اليتيم في الجنة كهاتين" وأشار للسبابة والوسطى جربتها يا دمعتي اليتيمة دعاء |
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being honest and faithful...has a different meaning
foe example if my husband asked me such an order, i'll laugh at him until i explode
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اقتباس:
if he asked u , when i 'll die i want u to be with me in the grave i want u to be from me only forever what u 'll do
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قال صلى الله عليه وسلم "أنا وكافل اليتيم في الجنة كهاتين" وأشار للسبابة والوسطى جربتها يا دمعتي اليتيمة دعاء |
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I tried again to read still not get the point?
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(( لاَ إلهَ إلاَ أنتَ سُبحَانكَ إنيٍ كُنتُ مِن الظَالمين )) وَلِلـــــــــــه فِي خِلـــــــــــقِه شـــــــــؤُوَن وَأَنــــــــا شَأْن مِن شـــــؤُوَن آَلْلــــــــــــــه وَهَذِه هِي أَنــــــــــا "" سنووايت / بيــ الثلج ــاض "" ( والآخِرةُ خَيرٌ وأبقى"17"إنَ هذا لَفي الصُحُفِ الأولىَ"18" "خِتَامُه مِسْك وَفِي ذَلِك فَلْيَتَنَافَس الْمُتَنَافِسُون(27)"
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