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12/12/2010, 12:21 PM
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School jokes
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time ------------------------------- TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! ________________________________ TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ____________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! _______________________________________________ TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! _______________________________ TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE : Me! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ______________________________________ TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE : I is... TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." __________________________________________________ __ * Copied...  |
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12/12/2010, 03:52 PM
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Some of them are funny!!
Thanks for sharing
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12/12/2010, 03:55 PM
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I read these ones before
 Still funny though 
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12/12/2010, 04:29 PM
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love them,,
thank you for the copy right note..
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12/12/2010, 05:01 PM
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Little John has grown up since the last time I read a joke of his making...he is now called John.....it looks like he is also more politically correct....normally he is a handful student unless you have cherry picked the right jokes...
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12/12/2010, 09:28 PM
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I am afraid You say that you love rain,but you open your umbrella when it rains You say that you love the sun,but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines You say that you love the wind,But you close your windows when wind blows This is why I am afraid;You say that you love me too I wont drive that clunker anymore
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12/12/2010, 10:32 PM
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thanx
but i read this joks before so it's not funny anymore loool what a rhyme in that sentences above
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فليقولو عن حجابي...... انه يفني شبابي وليغالوا في عتابي....... ان للدين انتسابي لا وربي لن ابالي....... همتي مثل الجبالي اي معنى للجمال....... ان غدى سهل المنال حاولوا ان يخدعوني.... سوف ابقى في حصوني ديننا دين الفضيلة....... ليس يرضى بالرذيله بحجابي باحتشامي...... افرض الآن احترامي |
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13/12/2010, 01:32 AM
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thanx 4 sharing
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17/12/2010, 06:27 PM
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Nice and funny jockes
Thanks.
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18/12/2010, 11:35 AM
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i hope 1 of them ll pass high school....
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18/12/2010, 12:10 PM
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h2o is the best looooooooooooooooooooooooll
thnx 
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18/12/2010, 02:05 PM
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acceptable
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18/12/2010, 02:35 PM
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nice ^^
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