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Never lie to women ..
A man called his wife and said .. "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada .. with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been waiting, so you could been pack enough clothes for a Week and set out my rod and fishing box we're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up." "Oh Please pack me new blue silk pyjamas!!!" The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is ,did exactly what her husband asked .. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good .. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? he said "yes , lot of Salmon, some bluegill; and a few Swordfish, But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do ???" You'll love the answer .. The wife replied, "I did ..They're in your fishing box !!!!" |
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2wal
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before I opened the post I know you wrote this .. hahahah
it's not a new one I know :P |
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ma fahamt
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re-explain it plz :P
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read it again honey ,, ^^ and focus this time ..
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do you have any doubt ?
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mali bareth am blond remember
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oh my God , she caught him hahaha ,,, so nice thanx sis
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blond !!!
that's the problem you didn't understand it coz you read it quickly without that much focusing .. read it when you have baredh .. :P |
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you're always welcome signorina ^^
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lol...yeah girls are kinda cunning
Nice one Elektra
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thanks blaze .. ; )
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looool
am really not focusing u know what i thought it was elvo who wrote this thread i always mix up between "Elvira" and "Elektra"
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u mean that he didnt take with him any fishing box aslan :P
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Hey! No fair! I'm blonde, and I understood it
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It means, he never opened his fishing box, he never went fishing
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Oh darling Rosa ,, you read it tomorrow .. :P
savina I think explained it .. ^^ |
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lo0o0o00o0o0ol
my head is really getting old..i dono how will it be when am 80 god bless me thanks and many thanks to your highness : )
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Thank you Elektra women are far more clever than any could think+they got the 6th sense regarding these things... |
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I have nothing to do with this .. Fancy said so .. :P
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that was really tough one thanks girls and sorry for spoiling your thread cinderella
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lool i was just kidding teddy bare you're Savina the Smart
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اقتباس:
I know that your not in a mood of reading so it's ok .. sometimes I feel that too hahahah |
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I am not!
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اقتباس:
thanks for passing ladiya .. ^^ |
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اقتباس:
the thing is its always that way
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now this is disaster hahaha
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