** A Crazy Language! **

[تلك السماء]

i found this passage between my books......:)

A crazy Language


There is no egg in eggplant or apple in pineapple. French fries were not invented in France!!!! ;;; sweetmeats are SWEETS while sweetbreads are MEAT!!!! Quicksand works slowly, a boxing ring is a square, a guinea pig is NEITHER from Guinea NOR is it a pig! If writers write and singers sing, why don't fingers fing, grocers groce and hammers ham???????????!!



And more ...................later>>>:D

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[تلك السماء]

if the plural of tooth is teeth, why do'nt preachers praught? if a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat ??? why do they ship by truck but send cargo by ship ?? why do they have noses that run and feet that smell??? they park on driveways and drive on parkways ....!!!!:wobble:


Well to understand you need to focus....and know the uses of some terms......:rolleyes:

And we have a nother break.....:D :D :devil:


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[تلك السماء]

well ...... i forgot to mention that the text is about English language....it tells us that it has some unlogic explanations for its words.........


Hopefully..... you will get the over all undrstanding of the text...:rolleyes:

[الكاسر2002]

why do they ship by truck but send cargo by ship ?? why do they have noses that run and feet that smell??? :wobble:




:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i loved those phrases .. they're really funny .. and when u think about it .. you will find it unlogic ...

thanks :)

[تلك السماء]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i loved those phrases .. they're really funny .. and when u think about it .. you will find it unlogic ...

thanks :)

:نطوط: :نطوط: your reply relieved me:نطوط: :نطوط:

[تلك السماء]

the last piece of cake........:devil:


How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another ??? when a house burns up, it burns down. they fill in a form by filling it out.! when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. if I wind up my watch, i start it, but if i wind up this paragraph, i end it...!!!!

[Noor Al-Islam]

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These lines in all are nice,,
they teach us a lot about propostions and phrases, and which to choose,, many are new to me

Thank you so much:نطوط:

[Noor Al-Islam]

:نطوط: :نطوط: your reply relieved me:نطوط: :نطوط:

let me tell you something sister.. in here,, it is very difficult to see a soul,,
you can hear the breath of the ants because of silence :D

we will all try to be around,, and their are some friends (Omanies )who said that they will join :)

[مخاطب الوجدان]

interseting topic ..

that is very strange indeed

[طموح جداً]

There is no language without contorudctions and unlogic terms
:)

Thanx alot for this interesting topic
:)

[تلك السماء]

let me tell you something sister.. in here,, it is very difficult to see a soul,,
you can hear the breath of the ants because of silence :D

we will all try to be around,, and their are some friends (Omanies )who said that they will join :)


:D i will try to accept this silence ..... :devil:

thanks .....:)

[تلك السماء]

There is no language without contorudctions and unlogic terms
:)

Thanx alot for this interesting topic
:)



مخاطب الوجدان ....

interseting topic ..

that is very strange indeed

thank you for passing.....:)

[إعصار86]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
This post is real fun.


?? why do they have noses that run and feet that smell??? ....!!!!:wobble:

GROSS:devil:

[نبراس الحب]

sweetmeats are SWEETS while sweetbreads are MEAT:laugh: :rolleyes:

[تلك السماء]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
This post is real fun.

GRO:D SS:devil:

Why not ??????? Though this is the Language......

نبراس الحب sweetmeats are SWEETS while sweetbreads are MEAT

:D :rolleyes:

[الكاسر2002]

let me tell you something sister.. in here,, it is very difficult to see a soul,,
you can hear the breath of the ants because of silence :D

we will all try to be around,, and their are some friends (Omanies )who said that they will join :)

give 'em some time sis .. :)

[Noor Al-Islam]

give 'em some time sis .. :)

:) I will,, and happy that there is a sign of life now

Hope that you will be with us here :)

[الكاسر2002]

:) I will,, and happy that there is a sign of life now

Hope that you will be with us here :)

to be honest i popped up in this forum by mistake .. acctually i was moving from sports forum to social forum and by mistake i found my self in here :p

bas bsra7a i liked the place .. :نطوط:

[Noor Al-Islam]

to be honest i popped up in this forum by mistake .. acctually i was moving from sports forum to social forum and by mistake i found my self in here :p

bas bsra7a i liked the place .. :نطوط:

the first step in a journey is to lose your way :D

that's good hope many will click here by mistake :)

[مخاطب الوجدان]

by mistake ,, by a chance .. by any mean ..

We will be happy to have you here bros and siss ...

Shawww

[عُـمان]

قديمة

[الروح]

قديمة


you should write it in ENGLISH

[ظل ظلي]

I HEARD ABOUT UNLOGIC TERMS....

BUT

TODAY I CAME TO KNOW WHAT THATS MEAN,,,


REALLY VERY INTERESTING...

U ALL ARE HERE GENICE MAN AND WOMEN....

[ظل ظلي]

I MEAN GENIUS

[تلك السماء]

:) :) :)

you are welcome.....

[اللـســـان الـصـــادق]

it's knda funny

i read this yeaaars ago,, but still it makes me laugh!!

but it's really something strange,, :)

cool cool sweetie!! thanx

[تلك السماء]

a pleasure:)

[نبض]

so ..... coooooooooool...sis

E is lots of ثxeptions and contradictions..:wobble: .
at the end.... it's so sweeet..;) .

faithfully,,,,
نبــــــض

[تلك السماء]

so ..... coooooooooool...sis

E is lots of ثxeptions and contradictions..:wobble: .
at the end.... it's so sweeet..;) .

faithfully,,,,
نبــــــض

Pleasure...having you here...:)

[الأميرة النائمة]

you have just said it >>>>> it is a creazy languge>>>>>

[متين]

http://www.sek-c.com/upload/files/Proof_that_Girls_are_Evil.jpg

[اعقل مجنونه]

hey , thx for that its refreshing!

[تلك السماء]

http://www.sek-c.com/upload/files/Proof_that_Girls_are_Evil.jpg

Nice aquation......:devil: :rolleyes:

So if Grils are devils.......What boys will be????/:rolleyes:

[متين]

بيكونو عيايير ههههههه

[السولعية]

What a crazy languge !!

[tariq]

ur a genius and i think u are right!! it is a crazy language

[ريحانه]

I LIKED THIS LANGUGE.......

I WILL USE IT......:D

[تلك السماء]

ur a genius and i think u are right!! it is a crazy language

:) that piece was written by my lecturor.....at the University.......But it is owesome......if people get the meaning.........

Thanks for passing.....:)

[mas911]

I ReAlLY LoVeD iT ....It ReAllY SoUnD CrAzY ......Thanx sis U DroW a SmiLe in OuR FaCeS :)

[hamza23]

i got headeck

omg

thanx for the topic

[تلك السماء]

This thread is 100 years old....:كاشخ:

It reminds me of the past era.....:نطوط:

We just feel odd...now....

:)

[outlawz]

thanx bro
I like it very nice
just keep it up

take care...

[hamza23]

This thread is 100 years old....:كاشخ:

It reminds me of the past era.....:نطوط:

We just feel odd...now....

:)

looool
i just brought it to life

hahaha